Argus Hamilton Quips

I find this presidential election cycle so stressful I either have to ignore it or turn to something humorous for relief, such as Argus Hamilton's latest column.  Here's just one item: "Newt Gingrich drew particular interest when mentioned as Donald Trump’s possible running mate Friday because they have six wives between them. The strategy is to carry the women’s vote by marrying them all. If Trump-Gingrich gets elected, the first lady and second lady will be the third lady."