The economy is terrible. The unemployment rate is high. There are no jobs. People claim they're starving. Everyone's on food stamps, disability, or welfare. The Middle East is on fire, and there are more terrorist threats than ever. So all I can do is hope that this is only a Weekly Standard parody and not the real thing. If it is the real thing, this shameless administration's obsession with free birth control and abortions shows what their priorities truly are.