A Jewish Joke, Updated

I saw this on a Jewish website last night; I think it's been updated and that the original concerned a Nazi rather than a member of Hamas:

"Feeling his days are numbered, the head of Hamas visits a fortune teller to find out when his end will come. She says, “You’re going to die on a Jewish holiday.”

"The terrorist demands to know, 'Which holiday? Hanukkah? Passover? Which Jewish holiday will be the day of my death?'

"The astrologer answers, 'Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday!'"