Titanic Stupidity

The dope of the day: "The woman in my office was close to tears because I had inconsiderately given away the ending of James Cameron's epic flick 'Titanic.' 'The ship sank,' I had said. Apparently, this was a great surprise to her and completely ruined any chance she was going to have of enjoying the film that night. The revelation for me - other than that the educational system clearly had failed this woman - was that if you could only say one thing about the ship RMS Titanic, that would be it: It sank."