Get me rewrite! You can't write the truth in newspapers and online today, so just change the narrative! In this case, a suicide bomber becomes a victim! So "Suicide bomber blows himself up, injures 11" becomes "Syrian migrant dies in German blast."
Now we have "safe spaces" in journalism, too. I can hardly wait to see how Hillary and Bill Clinton are treated by the fawning press, should they get elected Co-President.