Gone With the Wind: The Musical

Madonna's remake of "Casablance" is bad enough. Now there is a musical version (!) of "Gone With The Wind" in England! Says the Guardian's reviewer: "This epic of love and war is reduced to a series of interminable tiffs and tantrums between Rhett and Scarlett, expressed in limp, forgettable songs, the aural equivalent of chewing cotton. Will they, won’t they? Will she recapture him? Will he stay with her? Frankly, I fear, you won’t give a damn."