"I Am The Master Of My House"

I love it when the good guys win!

"Walter Funk, 77, stared in disbelief Saturday morning when he found a strange young woman casually walking through his home. In the minutes to come, paramedics would carry someone out on a stretcher. It wasn't Funk. A brazen morning burglary that might have led to tragedy closed with a female suspect pinned by a 160-pound retired construction worker who doesn't like surprises. 'When you are in my house, I am the master of my house,' said Funk, a native of Germany who has lived on 123rd Street N in Seminole 20 years. 'You don't leave me. You don't get away.' And Nicole Mason-Suares didn't."

(via Obscure Store)