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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Argus Hamilton Quips

Here are two quips from Argus Hamilton:
"The Boston Tea Party Society called upon Americans to send teabags to Congress Saturday to protest huge spending and higher taxes. Be sure and send decaffeinated tea bags."

"Every time Congress stays up past midnight they vote themselves a pay raise. The White House declared Friday that captured al-Qaeda fighters will no longer be referred to as enemy combatants. Two weeks ago the administration eliminated the term War on Terror and ordered the shutdown of Guantanamo. Osama bin Laden released an audiotape on Saturday ordering all his followers to enjoy a Happy St. Patrick's Day."

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