Argus Hamilton Quips

I had an extremely hectic work day, but Argus Hamilton's latest column gave me a much-needed laugh, with items like this:

"Michael Jackson's death was ruled a homicide by the Los Angeles County coroner on Monday. It seems fitting that his death was every bit as weird as his life. He is survived by his parents, three children, four brothers, three sisters, six noses, a chimpanzee and five non-disclosure agreements."