Bruce Jenner. His mother claims she's more proud of his becoming a woman than of his Olympic gold. Does anyone actually believe that propaganda? In other news, he was in a fatal car accident today. Boy, when it rains, it pours! The Kardashians must be wishing he were still on their TV show just for the ratings boost.
Brian Williams. After news of his embarrassing lies came to light, he has decided to take a temporary leave of absence from NBC News. Usually when some celebrity is caught lying like this, they will conveniently blame it on drugs, alcohol, bipolar disorder, etc., so stay tuned.
At least nobody's talking about "Deflate-gate" any longer.