National Lampoon's Bermuda Vacation!

Maybe we all should train to become terrorists!
Tammy Bruce writes: "Ah, how times have changed. Train with al-Qaida, get an all-expenses paid relocation to paradise."
And doesn't this make you want to throw up?

"Seated around a table in their two-bedroom pink cottage, with sweeping views of the Atlantic Ocean, the group looked relaxed, happy and most of all relieved to know their seven years of hell were over."