Stuck on Selfish

I've heard stories like this one before, like a girl  on a cruise who missed her boyfriend, so she called in a bomb threat so the ship could return to port.  But this takes the cake, especially since the rest of her family was in it with her:  "Joan Barnett, who works at the Manhattan High School of Hospitality Management, weaved an elaborate lie that her daughter died of a heart attack in Costa Rica so she could get an additional week off of work." Well, now she will have 52 weeks off from now on.