Here's the reliable Argus Hamilton with a new super-sized column of his take on the news, including these items:
"The Labor Department said
unemployment was at five percent in March, not counting millions who
aren’t looking for work. The Puritan work ethic isn’t for everybody. The
welcome sign at the entrance to West Hollywood notifies visitors that
You Are Now Entering a Work-Free Drug Place."
"Bernie Sanders swept three
primaries in Western states on Saturday due to Bernie’s appeal to
college kids and liberal Democrats. His campaign has inspired a new
drinking game across the U.S. Every time Bernie Sanders proposes a free
government program, you drink somebody else’s beer."