Argus Hamilton Quips

Here's the reliable Argus Hamilton with a new super-sized column of his take on the news, including these items:

"The Labor Department said unemployment was at five percent in March, not counting millions who aren’t looking for work. The Puritan work ethic isn’t for everybody. The welcome sign at the entrance to West Hollywood notifies visitors that You Are Now Entering a Work-Free Drug Place." 

"Bernie Sanders swept three primaries in Western states on Saturday due to Bernie’s appeal to college kids and liberal Democrats. His campaign has inspired a new drinking game across the U.S. Every time Bernie Sanders proposes a free government program, you drink somebody else’s beer."