Argus Hamilton Quips

Argus Hamilton's latest column includes this item you never would have believed years ago: "Houston police said a local man accidentally committed suicide because he held a pistol in one hand and an iPhone in the other and he took a selfie with the wrong hand. You can’t make it up. It’s just more scientific proof that the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons."  I looked this up and saw that although a similar incident actually occurred in 2015, Hamilton's comment about the universe is truer than ever.