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Wednesday, June 05, 2024

Argus Hamilton Quips

Argus Hamilton offers his take on the news. Here are some excerpts:

"President Biden flew to France to deliver a speech at Pointe du Hoc in Normandy Thursday to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the 1944 D-Day landings in France. He'll be speaking at the military cemetery where 9,387 U.S. soldiers are buried. It's Joe's largest get-out-the-vote rally of the year. "

"Politico reports leading Democrats are worried that Joe Biden can't make it through a tough presidential campaign this summer and fall while Republicans worry Donald Trump may be in jail. Either way we comedians can't lose. One guy is facing a sentence and the other one can't complete one"

"President Biden signed an order shutting down asylum claims at the border at a certain level Tuesday. Cartels smuggle another 500 a day and charge each migrant $3,000 to get into the U.S. They should be a great crowd for I've learned the more they pay at the door, the harder they laugh at the show." 

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I still remember some of Ronald Reagan's great tribute, "These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. These are the men who took the cliffs".   Even if Biden wasn't having problems speaking, that will be a tough act to follow.

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