Lawsuit and pants

Have you heard about this idiotic lawsuit yet? "Attorney (and now administrative judge) Roy L. Pearson, Jr. paid $10.50 to have some pants altered at his dry cleaners', but was dissatisfied with the results, so sued them on grounds that their "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign was consumer fraud. Among his claimed damages is the need for a car to find a new dry cleaner. Pearson at first demanded $1150 for a new suit, but turned down offers from the dry cleaner to settle for $3000, for $4600, and for $12000, and claims DC consumer protection law entitles him to $65 million. The Chung family has removed their "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign." The Chungs have spent a fortune defending themselves against this unbelievably frivolous lawsuit.