Difference Between Republicans and Democrats

Occasionally, this website has good jokes, and this was one of the best:

"Four Year Old Logic. I was talking to this little girl, Catherine, the daughter of some friends. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us. I asked Catherine - 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' Catherine replied - 'I would give houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that, you can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in my back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then, we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use for a new house. Catherine (who was about 4) thought that over for a second, while her Mom looked at me seething. Catherine replied, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can just pay him the $5 dollars?' And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party'"