The "Have You No Shame Award"

It's a tie between these two contenders:

(1) Already they want another stimulus package, which Right Wing News has dubbed "Son of Stimulus":

"Despite the enormous size of the $787 billion stimulus plan, some economists worry that it won't make a big enough dent in unemployment and that lawmakers will have to work on another stimulus in short order -- something members of Congress are loathe to discuss."

(2) Obviously, England also suffers from a combination of Jerryspringeritis and Maurypovichitis:

"Alfie Patten, the schoolboy who has allegedly become a parent aged 13, may open the DNA test results which will prove if he fathered his girlfriend's baby on live television, it has been reported."