Proverbs for Today

The People's Cube has a list of modern proverbs, including these gems:

"Having naughty children in the back seat can result in an accident; having a naughty accident in the back seat can result in children, followed by a story in The National Enquirer." (John Edwards' proverb)

and

"Multiculturalism is when people of all races, colors, and creeds join hands in a common effort to blame the Jews." (Proverb of Columbia University professors)