OSAMA IS (FINALLY) DEAD

And good riddance! (I double-checked at Al Jazeera just to make sure.)  I'm just sorry that it couldn't have been President Bush who made this announcement, rather than Obama.  His Clintonian delay of the 10:30 press conference didn't help matters any, and I had to turn off the TV before he spoke. Will The Messiah's ratings skyrocket overnight? Sorry, my leg isn't tingling, but my stomach is churning.