Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Argus Hamilton Quips

I enjoyed Argus Hamilton's most recent column, which included these news items: "Elizabeth Warren visited the Hillary Clinton headquarters on Friday as she was reported to be Hillary's top choice for VP. It would set off an interesting chess match. If Hillary picks Liz Warren, then Donald Trump will pick Governor Bobby Jindal and say he has a real Indian for a running mate."

"The New York Times blamed the Orlando shooting on Republican attitudes toward gays. This is just nuts. In today's politically correct world, if a boy self-identifies as a girl, he's a girl, but if a gay Muslim who's a registered Democrat self-identifies as a warrior for ISIS, he's still a Republican."

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