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Thursday, November 13, 2025

Argus Hamilton Quips

Check out the latest clever take on the news by humorist Argus Hamilton, including these zingers:

"President Trump ripped air traffic controllers who left their jobs during the shutdown but gave a $10,000 bonus to those ATCs who stayed. I read that 42 flights were canceled Monday at Oklahoma City's Will Rogers Airport. It's the only airport named after somebody killed in a plane crash."  

"The London Guardian declared that July 4th should become an international holiday for all countries to declare independence from the U.S. It'd be tough to untangle. On July 4th we have to go to Mexico to buy fireworks made in China to celebrate independence from England and drink Budweiser owned by Belgium and finally watch a World Series played in Canada dominated by players from Japan."

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