Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Argus Hamilton Quips

Here's the latest round-up of humorous takes on the news by Argus Hamilton, including these items:

"Tom Cruise agreed Friday to be in Top Gun 3 if he's allowed to do his own stunts. In his 2015 Mission Impossible movie, Cruise hung onto the wing of a U.S. military cargo jet as it took off and made it onto the plane. Thousands of Iranians are converting to Scientology this week hoping they can do the same thing."

"President Trump marked the day after Tax Day Thursday with a speech in Las Vegas where he touted the benefits of all the tax cuts in his Big Beautiful Bill passed last year. Citizens who would cheat on their taxes just disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 99 dependents in."

"The White House launched a probe into the mysterious disappearance of eleven top scientists with defense and space security clearances. They have knowledge and access to America's top secrets and there's no trace of them. It makes me wonder what they could've possibly done to anger the Clintons."  

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