Funny Purim Post

Here's some Purim satire I wish were true. "AHMADINEJAD APOLOGIZES TO ISRAEL, CITES "RELIGIOUS FEARS"
5:46:PM Friday, Mar 02, 2007 Declares a full reversal of declarations"; vows to send pita "to every known Jewish address in the universe" TEHERAN (Hamodia) — Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmawhateverhisnameis stunned the world on Sunday with an about-face on his country's Israel policy. At a press conference carried by the world's major media, a visibly contrite Ahmadinejad, yarmulke on head, announced that he had been moved to reconsider his agenda by the Scroll of Esther, an ancient historical manuscript revered by Jews for over two millennia. 'I studied the Jewish history of our great Persian Empire, and discovered that we once had a similar leader with similar plans," he announced at a surprise international press conference. "Suffice it to say, I have very quickly concluded that I don't want to end up like my good buddy Saddam.'"