Some of My Closest Presidents Are Jewish

Aaron Goldstein's comments on Obama's delusions of Jewishness are the best:  "President Obama reportedly told David Axelrod, 'You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office. For people to say that I am anti-Israel, or, even worse,  anti-Semitic, it hurts.' Funny, he doesn't look Jewish."

And this:  "If Obama truly knows more about Judaism than any of his predecessors and is the closest thing to a Jew having sat in the Oval Office, he would know that Jews do not worship false Messiahs."