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Wednesday, May 24, 2023

Argus Hamilton Quips

Here's Argus Hamilton's latest column full of amusing takes on the news, including these:

"Speaker McCarthy battled President Biden to cut spending in debt ceiling talks on Monday. It’s bound to become a 2024 campaign issue. This week every actress over eighty in Hollywood is up on Mulholland Drive being pushed off the cliff in a wheelchair, rehearsing for the commercial audition."

"South Carolina Senator Tim Scott announced he’s running for the GOP presidential nomination Monday. He called for a renewal of patriotism and religion and free enterprise and opportunity for all. The next morning, Scott was tried and convicted by the Women of the View for Anti-Soviet Agitation."

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