"Alaska Airlines canceled flights on Boeing 737s as they investigate a midair incident last week causing an emergency landing in Portland. No one questions their commitment to safety. Alaska Airlines will offer free tickets to obese passengers, as long as they agree to sit next to the emergency door."
"CBS News warns that America's aging population will result in huge
health care costs the next decade. In other words, here come the Baby
Boomers. I can tell you the exact date the Normans crossed the English
Channel to invade England in 1066, but I can't remember why I just
walked into the kitchen."
"Disney, Warner Brothers and Netflix drew fire from the left for firing their DEI executives who enforce racial diversity in movie casting. The diversity, equity and inclusion requirements have made dozens of movies unwatchable. For instance, I was just cast in the lead role of the re-make of Mandingo."
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