"NEW YORK, NY — During a recent press conference, Mayor Eric Adams announced that he will no longer tolerate migrant attacks against NYPD officers, warning that further incidents would result in a downgrade in migrant living accommodations from luxurious 5-star hotels to humble 4-star establishments.
"'We're sending a strong, clear message that we mean business,' said Mayor Eric Adams sternly. 'If you mess with New York's finest, you're going to have to have a slightly less luxurious stay.'
"'You can kiss those swan-shaped folded bath towels and mints on your pillow goodbye! That's how seriously we take protecting our boys in blue,' added Mayor Adams. 'No more Mr. Nice-Mayor! Gone are the days of hospitalizing local law enforcement by day and sleeping on 10,000 thread count Egyptian sheets by night!'
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(By the way, it's "illegal aliens" or "illegal immigrants", not the PC term "migrants")
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