Incredibly Lazy

I like Jim Mullen's Village Idiot column asking How Lazy Can We Get? Read it and you'll agree, too.  "How did our ancestors ever get anything done without all our modern technology? How did lumberjacks get through the day without massage chairs and hot tubs? How did Julius Caesar conquer Gaul without the benefit of rehydrating power drinks and One-a-Day vitamins for men? How did the cowboys of the Old West ever get by without sunblock and Cialis? How did Dolley Madison save the White House furniture without being able to put it on Facebook and then tweet all about it?"

It's not only lazy; it's useless and lazy!