Some Highlights of The Week From Don Surber

Here are some highlights of the week, written by Don Surber in his inimitable style.  Click the link to read the rest of them.

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"ITEM 1: NBC wailed, “High-ranking FBI job losses disproportionately hurt women, people of color.”

Buried in Paragraph 12: Kash Patel is the first non-white FBI director.

ITEM 2: The Hollywood Reporter reported, “Dean Cain says he joined ICE ‘to help save America’ in support of Trump’s immigration crackdown.”

Well, there goes the narrative that Superman is an illegal alien.

ITEM 3: Axios reported, “Apple to invest another $100 billion in U.S. as Trump applies pressure.”

Pressure? He threatened to have Chris Christie sit on Apple CEO Tim Cook.

ITEM 4: Katie Pavlich reported, “Trump Orders a New Census.”

This time we won’t count illegal aliens as citizens.

ITEM 5: Brad Slager reported, “NBC News Has Discovered the Latest Hate Crime—Now There Is an Intolerant Slur for Robots.”

It’s Clankers.

A.I. has arrived.

ITEM 6: Strength In Numbers reported, “Trump is underwater on trade in 40 states.”

There goes his chance of being re-elected again.

ITEM 7: Thomas Kolbe reported, “Soft power, empty hands: Germany’s finance minister fails in D.C.”

The most humiliating moment was as he left, Trump shouted from the rooftop, “Go home and invade Poland.” 

ITEM 8: Mexico News Daily reported, “The amount of money Mexico received in remittances fell 16.2% annually in June, the largest year-over-year decline for any month in more than a decade.”

"In totally unrelated news, available parking space at Home Depot increased 16.2% "