More Evidence of the Decline of Our Civilization

We already retched over the story of Amy Fisher reuniting with Joey Buttafuoco for a TV reality show. Today, Fox News reported two stories I thought had to be jokes in very poor taste but then realized that real life has been in poor taste for a long time. Get your Pepto Bismol handy. First, the media is trumpeting the news that Prince Harry may not actually be Prince Charles' son. Isn't there still some sort of decency line the media cannot cross? Evidently not. The second story is that the mother of missing blonde Natalee Holloway is now dating the father of dead blonde Jon Benet Ramsey! If these are hoaxes, they are catering to the sleazy media and public; if these are true, then Larry King and Greta Van Susteren must be salivating. It all makes you want to spray Lysol on yourself.