Cumulative Confirmed COVID-19 Cases

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Chew On This

Now that the case of the missing pants has ended, we need another ludicrous lawsuit to entertain us. This one is perfect: "Woman Suing Co. Over Starburst Candy Injury. Plaintiff Says Candy Caused Teeth To Stick Together". Any normal, reasonable person bites into a Starburst or Tootsie Roll or other chewy candy knowing full well that you might lose a tooth or a filling. That's the chance you take. But why be sensible if you can sue instead?

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