Thugs and Thieves

Every day you read these disgraceful stories of copper and metal thefts, and nobody ever seems to get caught.  Among other things, they've even stolen urns from cemeteries.  And everyone ought to be outraged that a woman died from the heat after a lowlife stole her air conditioner!  The best poetic justice for these heartless creeps would be instant electrocution from whatever they're stealing (which does happen once in a while). Now, these thugs are obviously healthy, for how else could they manage to lug away air conditioner units and even entire bleachers?  So if they are physically fit and are that desperate for money, how about taking the so-called "jobs that Americans won't do"?