I thought this had to be some kind of ridiculous satire, because I find it incredible that people somehow have the time to find offense where there's nothing at all offensive.
Remember the hubbub over "manhole" covers, for instance, or the fury over "hot cross buns".
Now it turns out that some ultra-liberal college actually considers nude bras and Band-Aids to be racist. Read for yourself, and you'll wonder what happened to people's brains.
In other news, it's now OK for welfare recipients to use our tax dollars to buy marijuana. If you want to buy pot (or have abortions or sex changes), you go get a job and use your own money to do so, not my hard-earned money! I resent supporting you and your family.